ugh, seriously. i was looking at my resume earlier and its fucking awful. i should just hand out crumpled up paper that says ‘directionless twat’ to everyone. horrid.

i should just make up a completely bogus resume with impossible factoids. you know, like skilled and successful.

Tags: job, resume, twat

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