you don’t take care of yourself and you are stressed out, stupid. now stop whining and take an asprin.
February 10th, 2009

you don’t take care of yourself and you are stressed out, stupid. now stop whining and take an asprin.

i don’t know how i went through 32 (ugh) years of never getting headaches, but i did. sometimes when i was younger i would get these fits of blurriness where i would go blind for like 45 minutes, but they would go away. and my head never hurt. but for the past week my head has been hurting like fuck. right here. on the temple. yes, there is a divot in the shape of a hammer. here you go, take a shot.

i wouldn’t be surprised if it were roaches that somehow crawled in there and ate away at my decaying brain, the meaty parts inside and hollowed it out and built a community until they realized there was nothing left in there and then disaster struck and my head never had a good fema type organization in place so the roaches were left sitting on watery brain parts with signs and then they were like fuck it and crawled out my earhole.

it probably wouldn’t be candy cause that would be in my belly and teethholes.

my brain escaping would make sense, since its probably my head rejecting it.

words. hah.

im pretty sure its from looking at a computer screen for too long! hah god’s sweet comedy. im going to go blind.

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