geeko biloba aka shrinko baggins
May 30th, 2008

geeko biloba aka shrinko baggins

after hitting 30 i was afraid of falling into that cliche of ‘hey everything is falling apart’, but of course because i don’t want to thats exactly the thing thats going to happen. I had one of those moments today - after picking up the new issue of…um…’sensationalizing comic related stuff magazine’ i saw that i swas the big summer spectacular issue. i thought to myself how strange it was that they were doing that since it was only january.

its the end of may, of course.

this still didn’t occur to me until later on. This was the moment i realized that somehow i was regressing. i was becoming dim-witted. my brain was going shrinkydink and i had no stand and no colory wax pencils. i would be tossed into the dumpster, but not before i just became some wiggly baby - completely unable to do anything for himself.

i’m still regressing. if anyone knows how to halt this process, please let me know.

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